this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au
Are you fucking kidding me?
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS PICTURE
Obviously deans having a party with his closest friends
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
"time to go find a new character name"
"wait a second"
"is that what i think it is"
"he’s sure to win everyone’s hearts"
he must grow up to be a total prick
This world map in coins is made by Bedow; each continent is represented by coins from its own countries.
A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.
pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time
you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying
at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it
PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THAT LAST ONE FOREAL
being 20+ on tumblr
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
people like to be warm but will get angry if u light them on fire
This is literally a Tumblr classroom.
Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety!
Why has he got rifle?
to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron
shit gettin’ real in the winnie the pooh fandom